Funny Stuff

School is coming to an end, and here are some memorable/funny/random quotes from this past school year:

Mrs. Erickson: "Clean up before you go, I don't want to see any gametes lieing around my room after you leave."
She said this at the end of enrichment when she was talking about the Gamuts.

As seen in my profile: Mrs. Erickson: "There is no me in team."

Christy: "What if what you think is the right thing isn't really right?"
Mrs. Erickson: "That's sad, i guess"

Cm0n Fhqwhg4d5 (10:45:34 PM): that is frikin racist ..
Cm0n Fhqwhg4d5 (10:45:53 PM): frikin polar express
Cm0n Fhqwhg4d5 (10:45:55 PM): panda **
I think he is unintentionally making fun of himself because polar bears are white.

Me: William, you should just just write a book about insults, people would read it.
Collin: I would read it.
William T.: If I wrote a book, I would read it.
Duh

Alb3rt L (9:33:01 PM): is scholarship search due tommorow?
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:33:06 PM): dude
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:33:08 PM): its not due till june 1
Alb3rt L (9:33:32 PM): lol really?
Alb3rt L (9:33:35 PM): was it on the board?
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:33:42 PM): she told us T_T
Alb3rt L (9:33:45 PM): lol
Alb3rt L (9:33:49 PM): she didnt tell us
Alb3rt L (9:33:54 PM): or i just wasnt listening
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:34:01 PM): lol
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:34:03 PM): probably the 2nd one

C. Jensen: It's alright to cheat guys.


During Pirates of th Carribean on Movie Night:
Me: Hey, this is based on a true story right?


Alb3rt L (11:24:10 PM): man, someone has albertlowe@gmail.com and alb3rtl@gmail.com has aim sn: albertlowe and other stuff like dat
Alb3rt L (11:25:03 PM): lol plus, this other albert lowe has a wikipedia user profile albert lowe Alb3rt L (11:25:21 PM): and one of his interests are gay rights, and I swear that is not me
Alb3rt L (11:25:21 PM): lmao
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:25:35 PM): damn homos..
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:26:16 PM): XD
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:26:34 PM): o_o
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:27:12 PM): XD
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:27:23 PM): there is another albert lowe out there
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:27:25 PM): somewhere
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:27:31 PM): lol
Alb3rt L (11:28:11 PM): lol
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:28:19 PM): alright, i get it
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:28:24 PM): there is anotehr albert lowe out there
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:28:24 PM): somewhere
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:28:32 PM): lol email him and ask him if he's chinese XD
Alb3rt L (11:28:35 PM): lmao
Alb3rt L (11:28:49 PM): he has aim account albertlowe
Alb3rt L (11:28:56 PM): i am stuck with albertglowe
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:29:00 PM): g?
Alb3rt L (11:29:11 PM): middle initial
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:29:21 PM): ah lol
Alb3rt L (11:29:31 PM): lol, no it doesnt stand for gay
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:29:41 PM): albert gay lowe XDD
Alb3rt L (11:29:45 PM): lmfao
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:30:01 PM): aim him
DaRk DuDe 804 (11:30:02 PM): lol
Alb3rt L (11:30:15 PM): lol
wdf?!

Mr. Nguyen just gave Min a detention for yelling GG Pwn and just being noisy and disturbing in general
Min: OMG! Please don't give me a detention, Mr. Nguyen. Please. I will love you forever!
Mr. Nguyen: I don't need your love Min.
Rachel and Kathleen: GG Pwn Min! GG Pwn. In your face! What now?
Rest of class: laughs and goes ohhhhhhhh.


Alb3rt L (8:36:18 PM): 3 dudes in a group for a project. now that sucks
Alb3rt L (8:36:20 PM): lol
Alb3rt L (8:36:29 PM): girls are the glue of the project
Alb3rt L (8:36:47 PM): they are what hold everything together
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:36:50 PM): lol
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:36:52 PM): good analogy
Alb3rt L (8:36:54 PM): now that is a great analogy
Alb3rt L (8:36:58 PM): lmao exactly
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:37:07 PM): lol
Alb3rt L (8:37:11 PM): man, you and I have this connection
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:37:25 PM): ok
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:37:26 PM): no
Alb3rt L (8:37:26 PM): watch: I am thinking of a number between 1 and a billion
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:37:27 PM): juts dont say that
Alb3rt L (8:37:28 PM): what is it?
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:37:35 PM): its 4
Alb3rt L (8:37:43 PM): omg YES THATS IT
Alb3rt L (8:37:46 PM): see???
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:37:47 PM): muahah
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:37:47 PM): i own
Alb3rt L (8:37:53 PM): you know exactly what I am thinking
Alb3rt L (8:38:00 PM): []mental connectiuon sicko
Alb3rt L (8:38:06 PM): *in the brackets
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:38:39 PM): XD
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:38:41 PM): alright then
Alb3rt L (8:38:55 PM): DaRk DuDe 804 (8:38:41 PM): Spazz
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:39:02 PM): yes, thats it
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:39:02 PM): lol
Alb3rt L (8:39:23 PM): see, there is the connection in action again
DaRk DuDe 804 (8:39:42 PM): im scared
wdf again?!

Alb3rt L (8:38:09 PM): you are a noob
SmarterChild (8:38:10 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.

DaRk DuDe 804 (10:13:00 PM): when i downlod stuff
DaRk DuDe 804 (10:13:04 PM): ie games
DaRk DuDe 804 (10:13:08 PM): it says the file is corrupted
DaRk DuDe 804 (10:13:12 PM): it happens consistently too
Alb3rt L (10:13:19 PM): possibly a memory leak
DaRk DuDe 804 (10:13:40 PM): well, how would i know how to fix that
Alb3rt L (10:13:56 PM): tape up all of the holes on your computer
Alb3rt L (10:14:01 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alb3rt L (10:14:07 PM): oh god, I am a computer geek
DaRk DuDe 804 (10:14:10 PM): o_O

Mr. Nguyen: So bile is stored in the gall bladder, but what does it do? Min?
Min Choi: Umm, it breaks down chemicals in your intestine.
Mr. Nguyen: What kind of chemicals?
Min: ur fat.
Mr Nguyen: Did you just call me fat?!?!
Min: OMG No!!
*Rest of class laughs hystericallly*

Alb3rt L (6:30:47 PM): oh man finals
DaRk DuDe 804 (6:30:53 PM): lol
DaRk DuDe 804 (6:30:54 PM): next week
DaRk DuDe 804 (6:30:57 PM): geo quiz
DaRk DuDe 804 (6:31:00 PM): and english essay due
DaRk DuDe 804 (6:31:03 PM): and a spanish test
Alb3rt L (6:31:04 PM): no nba finals stupid
Alb3rt L (6:31:07 PM): we are missing them

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Alb3rt L (9:47:10 PM): does reason kinda rhyme with gun?
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:47:25 PM): thats a stretch
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:47:28 PM): like a long stretch lol
Alb3rt L (9:48:27 PM): i just need to bs 3 lines
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:48:39 PM): of what?
Alb3rt L (9:48:58 PM): poetry
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:49:21 PM): oh yeah
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:49:21 PM): lmao
Alb3rt L (9:50:02 PM): lol
Alb3rt L (9:50:15 PM): no, i am making my whole essay rhyme
DaRk DuDe 804 (9:50:34 PM): lol

Alb3rt L: hey, you watch the spelling bee?
DaRk DuDe 804: no
Alb3rt L: oh man, it was awesome!!!!!!!!!!
DaRk DuDe 804: If that is not sarcasm, there is something wrong with you
Alb3rt L: It was, but there still might be something wrong with me
DaRk DuDe 804: there is
DaRk DuDe 804: lol



I know there is some really stupid and random stuff there, but whatever.


Oh yeah, and I am posting on my laptop from the hotel's wi-fi. having a lot of fun Post more later.


And I might be at school on tuesday.

Sports updates: Miami just beat dallas in overtime by one in a crazy exciting game.
USA tied with Italy in a miracle, so they still have a chance.
Korea tied with France, so I wonder how all of those bets people were making at school are going to end up.


And Happy Father's Day to all of the fathers out there!
I got my dad a Krups Coffee/Cappaccino/Expresso Maker.