Albert and Jake

messing around during enrichment in mr. william's room
thank you for the video, pauline

haha friday was a really great day.
in business there was a sub and i was iming pauline in the back, so on the count of three, me and kathleen in the second row and gerard and pauline in back would yell "Danny, keep your pants on!" and "Danny, stop exposing yourself!"
priceless
cruel yes, but danny's a good sport hahahaha
thanks d-mar

and even decathlon had it's moments i suppose

:)

Happy 8th Bday, Sis!

I got her DDR Universe.
For the XBOX 360 that i got my dad for his bday.
hahaha, it's pretty fun, but i'm not very good at it yet

so today in chem
mr jawor took allison's cake when she went to the lavatory and put in his desk drawer, so allison said "can i please look in your drawers?"
and mr jawor was like "ohmygoodness, that's sexual harrassment!"
rofl
that class lasts forever, but mr. jawor is a funny funny guy
=]

hahaha and tara was playing with shaving gel

Ahahaha

So rona did this MySpace survey on her last 20 comments that I though was fantasmic.

have 3 and 18 ever madeout?:
-- HAHAHHAA three is albert and 18 is albert. HAHHAALMBO.

And I remember one that was on top friends and was:
Would number 1 and number 6 make a cute couple?
HAHAHA ask them. it's shane and albert.

Yeah funny stuff.
xP

A Mock Funeral and a Great Comedy Show All in One Day

What a wow day.
So today at school was the Mock Funeral for the Every 15 Minutes and that was some really realistic, intense, sad stuff.
Every 15 minutes someone dies in an alcohol related accident.
Really makes ya think, huh?


Alright, so tonight my Mom and I went to see Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood at the Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts. For those deprived people reading this, those are the guys from Whose Line is it Anyway?, and improv comedy show, one of my favorite TV shows.

This is something that I've been looking forward to for a long time. We got these tickets way back in August. The show was really great and the theatre was packed with people, young and old. Colin and Brad are really funny guys, comedy geniuses, they can make anything really funny. I was laughing so hard throughout the entire show. My mouth and stomach really hurt from laughing so much and I still can't stop smiling. =D
So they did some games from Whose Line, and they also did somethings that will never be on Whose Line. The show was like two hours long and there is way too much stuff to share it all here, but my favorite part was this game where they had to do this scene where they must go through the alphabet with each line. If you have seen the show, you know what I am talking about. So anyway, the scene they had to act out was digging a hole in the back yard, and they did it in the style of an opera. Best yet, they were blindfolded and there were 100 set mousetraps on the stage. The scene was really funny and the two of them walking around stepping on the mousetraps was HIGHLARIOUS. Then they started picking them up and throwing them at each other, still blindfolded. Colin threw one that hit Brad's crotch. ouch. Eventually Collin took off his blindfold and was jsut throwing mousetraps at Brad.
Really really really funny show.
Colin and Brad are hilarious.
Nonstop laughter throughout the whole show.

Hint: Viacom has removed a lot of good videos from youtube.com (the daily show, the colbert report, full episodes of stuff, chapelle's show, you know), but most of the Whose Line videos are still left (guess they forgot about Whose Line) so go check it out. You can spend the whole day just watching Whose Line videos on youtube. I know I have.
So here is my favorite Whose Line Videos:
No Brad, but it's my favorite one. And it's musical.
There is another really good one with Colin and Brad, I will post it later when I find it.

I bet it made you laugh. XD


Ok, so I was wrong, this one is really my all-time favorite one, but I put the wrong one up above this because this one was removed, but I found another one so here it is, even funnier.



Wow, an awesome comedy show, UCLA playing in the Final Four tommorow, my bracket is in the 98th percentile, about to advance to the second round of the playoffs in fantasy basketball, going racing/drifting with my dad tommorow, I am very happy.
And during these past few days, I have seen The Departed, The Bourne Identity, and Casino Royale. All great movies
Life is good.
:)

UPDATE: (4/04/07 5:43P.M.)
Oh wow, so at the start of the show Brad said that they just came from Washington, and at first I wasn't sure what he was talking about, but they actually performed the Karl Rove Rap at the Radio-Television Correspondents' Association Dinner. This video is actually kinda wierd, but hey that's a pretty big deal.

Just for you, Rona

How Albert Does Homework

How Shane Does Homework

no wonder it takes us so long...

EDIT: The timing of the videos is off, not our lousy singing/lip-synching.

You gotta be kidding me...

What a weekend. Apparently there is some big business project that a lot of you guys spent the weekend doing, but I had quite the crummy weekend myself.

So while kind of studying/listening to Chris Rock's Never Scared (this guy is off da hook) today, I hear this wierd sound. So I go outside my room and the carpet is squishy. Whatthefreak. And in my bathroom i look and see that the toilet is running, and it has overflowed and there is toilet water all over the floor. Yes, luckily it was "clean toilet water". But my parents and my sister went to go visit my grandparents, so I am home alone with an overflowing toilet. Great.
I wade over and lift of the cover and stick my hand in and somehow get it to stop flowing after at least a minute. Now there is water all over the friggin floor. So it takes me at least fiftenn minutes, but I mop up all of the water and everything, and the toilet somehow fixes itself. And my bathroom had some funky stench, so i sprayed Oust or whatever in there, so iss awl gud now.
What I want to be when I grow up: not a plumber.
what a lame story, forget it

So many tests this week. I am so screwed. And I am going to miss health class a lot, but I could really do without these huge vocab tests. You are awesome and everything, but gives us a break, Mr. Chaldizzle, we are already missing out on Health Careers, so please don't try to cram this in and call it a class.

I have really slacked off this semester. My GPA is pretty bad (sub 3.5) and I never study for tests. Terrible. I promise myself that I will stop slacking/procrastinating and work A LOT harder next semester, but for now, I want to survive all of the finals this week and get to the long weekend. Bring it on business.




xP
This is exactly what I needed to see after a less than stellar day.
Good luck on tests this week everyone...

Karaoke

Shane just doing what he does best. XD
Good times. Hahahaha. I love my fun friends.

Blogtasmical

Using monkeys to write great literature. I found these quite amusing.



"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
- Robert Wilensky